No More KFC

Yesterday,I went to Sally's Beauty Supply to purchase what Cynthia calls "sticky boobs"for some shirts I got for Christmas. I asked the woman working there if they are returnable.She said no and that I should check the size.I told her the size it is,is the size I wear.Then she said "Well aren't you"as she rubbed her belly.I'm like "Uh...no"Then she tried to play it off that she thought my shirt looked like a maternity top.I'm rethinking my lunch decision!