Only In Cocoa

Now that we live in Cocoa,I thought I would make a list of the interseting things I have seen around town....

Only in Cocoa will you see a woman with a shopping cart waiting in line at the Crazy Horse liquor store/bar drive-thru window.

Only in Cocoa will you see a horse chained in the front yard of a dilapidated house.

Only in Cocoa will you get the opportunity to meet Santa at Wal-Mart who reaks of cigarettes and instead of asking children "What would you like for Christmas little boy?" asked " What you want kid?"

And last but not least...

Only in Cocoa will you see a homeless man who got a job holding a sign advertising the grand opening of a new liquor store.

Where else in the world do you get fun like this?